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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3..00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

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